Fornication Station

Goodbye and Goodluck

2010-02-22T19:19:00.002-06:00

Hi there Fornie Followers!It is with a sad heart that we have to say goodbye. With real life and writing taking its toll we have decided there just isn't enough time to really devote to the blog giving you, our loyal followers something worthy of reading every week.So thank you for all your support and the support you've given to the authors and stories we have recc'd.Bemylullaby,

Missmatched Mondays - Mergers and Aquisitions

2010-02-01T23:09:00.000-06:00

For the unpopular and left of center, anything BUT canon we give to you this week's one shot... MERGERS AND AQUISITIONS a colab from Touchstone67 and Domwards Mistress Official Summary: When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Entry for Slash/Backslash contest. Rated M, E/J

Faithful Fridays - Bus Stops and Diners

2010-01-30T02:01:00.000-06:00

Everything from the romantic Bella and Edward to the conniving James and Victoria, it's all canon all the time... Bus Stops and Diners by Pyschobabble3 Official Summary: AU, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. says:- Loved this one! It was so

Mismatched Mondays: HE Kindly Stopped For Me

2010-01-27T20:23:00.000-06:00

For the unpopular and left of center, anything BUT canon we give to you this week's one shot...He Kindly Stopped For Meby Megi-BOfficial Summary: I’d been injured, sometimes visibly, and I’d been bent and pushed past the limits I’d never thought to set for myself. But this? This was Caleb telling me that for the rest of my life I would bear the mark of his ownership.says:-Leah Clearwater has to

Wicked Wednesday Mixed Bag Review: 11:11

2010-01-27T20:13:00.002-06:00

It's WEEEZY!! *Waves and Giggles* Yes I forgot again, but thankfully it's still in time for the Wicked Wednesday One ShotThis week I stumbled upon 11:11 by Oxygen. and .Cucumber one of the Geekward Shuffle Contest entries.Let's start off with the official summary GEEKWARD SHUFFLE - They could never hurt her like he’d done. He’d sent her hopes crashing down from the sky, and she was left to

Faithful Fridays - Honey

2010-01-23T07:53:00.000-06:00

Everything from the romantic Bella and Edward to the conniving James and Victoria, it's all canon all the time... Honey by ArtBeatsAndLife Official Summary: AU, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. says:- Gorgeous. The way that artbeatsandlife

Wicked Wednesday Mixed Bag Review - Dance Alone

2010-01-20T20:34:00.000-06:00

Hi there it's MISCHIEF_MAKER1 here with this week's Wicked Wednesday One Shot This week I stumbled upon Dance Alone by ginginLee one of the Twilight in the roaring Twenties. entries.. Let's start off with the official summary Jasper is mourning his lost love when he stumbles upon a woman dancing alone on a crowded dance floor, and is intrigued. He struggles to help her the only

Mismatched Mondays: Return to Hell

2010-01-18T11:10:00.000-06:00

For the unpopular and left of center, anything BUT canon we give to you this week's one shot...Return To Hellby oh-hale-yeahOfficial Summary: Five years after escaping Maria's army, Peter still has a debt to repay. But when at last he returns it's nothing like what he expected. How much does he really know about the man to whom he owes his life? Jasper, it seems, is a man of many careful

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Piano Lessons

2010-01-17T07:43:00.000-06:00

Welcome another round up of fic pics and whiney whines from the girls of Fornication Station... This week TwilightMom didn't even bother sending me a fic to read.. she just passed on a WHOLE review! And what held her interest so that she was inspired to recc and review it.... PIANO LESSONS started by BellaoftheBall and continued with withthevampsofcourse Official Summary: Continuation

Faithful Fridays - I Carry Your Heart With Me

2010-01-15T18:20:00.001-06:00

Everything from the romantic Bella and Edward to the conniving James and Victoria, it's all canon all the time... I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson Official Summary: AU, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. says:- Could anything be

Authors Unite for Haiti

2010-01-14T18:48:00.003-06:00

I think we're all aware of the tragedy that occured earlier this week in Haiti and how a force of nature has yet again rocked the world as we know it. What started out as just one author thinking of a way to not only raise funds for the people of Haiti in their most desperate time of need has turned, yet again into something our fandom can be proud of. From MsKathy's blogsite:- I've issued

Mixed Bag Wednesdays

2010-01-13T09:20:00.002-06:00

Hi there it's Miztrezboo here with this week's Mixed Bag One Shot Something a little different this year from the Fornies, we're still giving you something that we may never have stumbled on before but with a twist. To support the fandom's many MANY ongoing contests and one shots that may fly under the radar otherwise, we're choosing from a list of current or just finishing up contests and

Mismatched Mondays: In A Moonage Daydream.

2010-01-11T12:17:00.001-06:00

For the unpopular and left of center, anything BUT canon we give to you this week's one shot...In a Moonage Daydreamby americnxidiotOfficial Summary: Two-shot for my dear beta. “Be careful, Miss Bella. You keep that up and I may not be able to control myself.”says:-*fans self* Now I'm a fan of anything wet, throw in a -sper at the end and you've caught my attention. It was hot and just enough to

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Stranger Than Fiction

2010-01-10T05:40:00.000-06:00

Welcome back to another year of fic pics and whiney whines from the girls of Fornication Station... This week Miztrezboo pushed this little nugget of goodness across my desk and damn that girl knows how to pick.. STRANGER THAN FICTION by MasenVixen Official Summary: Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to

2010-01-01T12:21:00.000-06:00

A brand new look, a brand new year.. stand by for all your favorite and some new additions to the Fornie's blog! Here's to a Brilliant 2010! Bemylullaby, I'mWithTheVampires08, Mischief-Maker1, Miztrezboo, Nostalgicmiss & TwilightMom

Happy Holidays!

2009-12-25T08:27:00.000-06:00

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE FORNIES @ FORNICATION STATION! We hope you and yours have a safe, happy and very MERRY *wink wink, nudge nudge* Holiday Season and we'll see you all the week begining 10th of January 2010 with a whole new look, new/tweaked and twisted features that you know and love us for! Until then, have you caught up with our list of fav's and highly recommended?? You can do

Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditions - This is For Keeps

2009-12-23T07:20:00.002-06:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! I love that I caught the rotation so close to Christmas!!I rolled up my sleeves and dipped into the pretty little list we have going and this is what I pulled out . . . This Is For Keeps by SimKidAs always, lets start with the authors summary . . .Continuation of my one-shot, Living Dead Girl, Can Bella and Edward be together, can Bella learn the politics of being a vampire’s “

Missmatched Mondays - Who's Under Your Tree

2009-12-21T07:00:00.000-06:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo/Miztrezboo here with the next in our non canon/un canon exploration.... It's THAT time of year again, so with the silly season in mind I give you TWO more uncanon/non canon/twisted pairings from the Who's Under Your Tree Contest... Trick: Hung By The Fire With Care Pimp: KerryHale Status: Complete Realm: AH Chapters Completed: OneShot Opposites Attract: Bella/Peter

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - The Retro Freaks in the City of Angels

2009-12-20T09:39:00.001-06:00

*Cough Snort Wheeeze* Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous *reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word... Fine.. Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for

Faithful Fridays - A Present Returned

2009-12-19T01:09:00.002-06:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on... :: A PRESENT RETURNED:: by :: AmeryMarie:: It's begining to look a lot like Christmas.. so for the next few Fridays before the day its okay to say HO HO HO out loud,

Tease Me Thursday

2009-12-17T17:17:00.000-06:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday! Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here.. Only ONE little tease this week, the Fornies are all EXTREMELY busy with holidays so... THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - Nostalgicmiss I had to push myself harder than I ever had to do it, my breathing was erratic and strained as I lifted my foot from it's place

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Let Your Mercy Fall On Me

2009-12-16T06:02:00.002-06:00

From our I'mWithTheVampires08 Welcome all to another edition of Wicked Wednesday Sexpiditions where I bring you, LET YOUR MERCY FALL ON ME by Robicorn Here is the summary the author gives us: What happens when Bella moves to the Bible belt, and meets Edward, the hot youth group leader of the church she attends? Will she corrupt and turn the virgin musician against his vows? Will

Lustorium Ladeez Tempting Tuesday

2009-12-16T00:57:00.003-06:00

Faithful Fridays - All Hail Emmett the Great

2009-12-11T22:52:00.002-06:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...:: ALL HAIL EMMETT THE GREAT:: by :: MsKathyAND NaughtyPastryChef::It's begining to look a lot like Christmas.. so for the next few Fridays before the day its okay to say HO HO HO

Tease Me Thursday

2009-12-10T18:22:00.002-06:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - NostalgicmissBefore she could answer I hung up the phone and hit the ground running. I threw on some clothes and headed towards the door as quickly as I could."FUCK!" My car was still at the fucking park. I made sure to pull the keys from

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Toye

2009-12-09T06:55:00.001-06:00

Twilightmom here with this week’s …Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditonimage from A Different ForestTOYE by Bratty-VampBut first the official summary to set the mood… Vampires like to play with their food. A campy and kitschy horror short-story that lets the men of the Cullen household be the monsters that Edward always claimed they were. Extremely OOC.I got this fic to read actually right around

Tempting Tuesday Fic Recc - Caravaggio from the Lickable Lustorium

2009-12-08T06:01:00.001-06:00

A little dirty, a little nawty, a little*get me the ice chips or the nearest vibrating latex item so I can FEEL suh good*fic reccomendations to get your Tuesdays trembling.. and this week our lovely guestLady Amery is back to bring us...Official Description: Bella’s parents have commissioned a painting to be done of her. She is in for a shock when that artist is a man named Edward Cullen. He’s

Mismatched Mondays - All I Want For Christmas

2009-12-07T06:32:00.006-06:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo/Miztrezboo here with the next in our non canon/un canon exploration.... It's THAT time of year again, so with the silly season in mind...Trick: All I Want For ChristmasPimp: NaelanyStatus: CompleteRealm: AHChapters Completed: OneShotOpposites Attract: Jasper/EdwardWhy this fic should be pimped: What more could you ask from a little Christmas one shot? Jasper faced with his

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Somewhere In Between

2009-12-06T10:47:00.003-06:00

*Cough Snort Wheeeze*Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous*reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...Fine..Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. so I

Faithful Fridays - Vanilla & Chrome

2009-12-04T10:18:00.002-06:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...:: VANILLA AND CHROME :: by :: theladyingrey42 ::Miztrezboo : -5/5Oh the Lady In Grey strikes again. Her writing is amazing.. truly amazing. You get sucked into whatever world

Tease Me Thursday

2009-12-03T19:24:00.003-06:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - Nostalgicmiss"I knew I should say something more, especially considering he'd driven all the way out here at this time of night to come and get me, but I wasn't sure what I wanted to say yet. Anything I had to say would result in a

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Portrait of a Girl

2009-12-03T06:57:00.002-06:00

Hello there! Bemylullaby here, bringing you my Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditions.Today, I will be telling you all about the story ...PORTRAIT OF A GIRLby ZorsFirst things first let's start off with the official summary..."Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben

World AIDS Day PSA

2009-12-01T06:17:00.000-06:00

Something a little more serious from your Lusty Ladeez & Fornies.. and something in this day and age that SHOULDN'T be a problem for so many that it IS a problem for.From JoinRED.comThe AIDS epidemic has been described as the greatest public health challenge the world has ever faced. And the epicenter of this crisis is Africa, where AIDS is the leading cause of death.But, it is a preventable and

Mismatched Mondays - Deep Dish

2009-11-30T06:06:00.005-06:00

Hiya Kittens! Miztrezboo here.. still on vacay but attempting to keep up to date with postage of fic recs and things and this week.. I'm being a little self indulgent.. something from someone whose writing I completely and utterly adore and a fic that kinda steps RIGHT outside our usual mismatch universe into the realm of other characters with a SIDE of faces we know and love...Trick: Deep Dish

Faithful Fridays - Suck My Kiss

2009-11-27T17:32:00.002-06:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...:: SUCK MY KISS:: by :: SereneCaffeine ::Official Summary - Edward goes out for a hunt on night and is unexpectedly distracted by something even tastier smelling. Problem is— he

Tease Me Thursday

2009-11-27T04:03:00.002-06:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - NostalgicmissI heard the sound of another truck barreling up the hill with a growl as it down shifted. I spun around again and held out my thumb as I tried to stay upright walking backwards. I needed him to stop, and my need turned into a

Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditions - The War Inside

2009-11-25T01:06:00.002-06:00

Hello there! Mischief_maker1 here, bringing you my Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditions.Today, I will be telling you all about the story ...THE WAR INSIDEby SparabellaOkay, so, the first thing I thought was, "Geez, not ANOTHER Jasper drug fic!" Because, for some reason, we think "Jasper", we think "drug addict!" I'm not quite sure why. There are a lot of us guilty of using this particular plot tool.

Mismatched Mondays - Que Sera, Sera

2009-11-23T20:52:00.006-06:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo/Miztrezboo here with a little look at something PACK SIDE... and no, not Jake...Trick: Que Sera, SeraPimp: 3Es QueenStatus: WiPRealm: AUChapters Completed: 16 (as of 11.24.09)Opposites Attract: Bella/EmbryWhy this fic should be pimped: I've loved this fic for a LONG time, so long I'm fairly certain it was in the first few months of reading twific that I found it. Back when I

Slow Sunday (aka a VERY late Faithful Friday)

2009-11-22T23:16:00.005-06:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays.. but seeing as The Boo was out of action with web problemos we're changing it to SLOW SUNDAY - but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...:: THAT WHICH I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT:: by :: OliviaJane::Official Summary - Touch,

Tease Me Thursday

2009-11-19T09:06:00.003-06:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - Nostalgicmiss"I have to go, Alice. I can't be here," I said, my voice shaking with my emotion. There was so much more behind that weighted sentence that I didn't want her to see."Do you want me to come with you?""No, you stay here, I'll

Missmatched Mondays - Chocolate

2009-11-16T03:17:00.004-06:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo/Miztrezboo here with the next in our non canon/un canon exploration.... I LOVE a well told story, I love reading something that is different from the fifty million (or thereabouts) fanfic I've read in the past, thirteen months of being completely INVOLVED with fanfiction. So, when AngstGoddess003 and PastichePen organized the Slash/Backslash contest BEGGING for interesting

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup -Fandom Gives Back

2009-11-15T08:51:00.002-06:00

*Cough Snort Wheeeze*Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous*reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...Fine..Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. No

Faithful Fridays - There's Something About a Man in Uniform

2009-11-13T17:57:00.006-06:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays.. And with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... that fact remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...:: THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT A MAN IN UNIFORM :: by :: WhiteReflections12 ::Bemylullaby: 4/5 Be still my heart...I was excited when I saw the title of the o/s, because I, myself,

Tease Me Thursday

2009-11-12T07:32:00.001-06:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - Nostalgicmiss"Advice?""I explained the situation to him, he was understanding, but basically told me that if I ever wanted to make a decision I needed to know my own mind, he suggested something I hadn't considered.""Which was?""Being

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Consequencias

2009-11-11T23:30:00.003-06:00

Nostalgicmiss back in rotation . . . I wasn't sure what I'd picked, our list has grown exponentially since I last picked so the choices were plentiful, I have to admit I closed my eyes and clicked because I am sometimes quite indecisive. CONSEQUENCIASby GustarianaLet's start as always with the Authors official summary, because who says it better than them right ;)Official Summary:Lust, Sex and

Missmatched Mondays - Esme

2009-11-09T04:24:00.003-06:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo/Miztrezboo here with the next in our non canon/un canon exploration.... it's MILF time...Trick: Edward's Mom Pimp: InstantKarmaGirlStatus: CompleteRealm: AHChapters Completed: OneShotOpposites Attract: Esme/JasperWhy this fic should be pimped:Sexy and HOT is the only way to describe this one shot. Edward's hot mother that Jasper has done NOTHING but lust over since he

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Into Strangers

2009-11-08T06:36:00.002-06:00

*Cough Snort Wheeeze*Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous*reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...Fine..Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. so I

Faithful Fridays - Same Auld Lang Syne

2009-11-07T00:20:00.003-06:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays.. WELL a little late, but still here! And with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... that fact remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...:: SAME AULD LANG SYNE :: by :: Sweet Little Bullet ::Miztrezboo : -3/5awe if your looking for a lil ache in your heart, would, coulda shoulda

Tease Me Thursday

2009-11-05T16:48:00.002-06:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - NostalgicmissI didn't want to get into this line of questioning, it would bring up everything I had been trying to avoid. Neither of them knew what had happened in last couple of months and I was reluctant to tell them. When we'd been in

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Equal & Opposites

2009-11-04T19:04:00.002-06:00

Hello smut lovers!! It is I, I’mwiththevampires08, bringing you yet another installment of Wicked Wednesday Sexpeditions.Today, I will be telling you all about the story ...(img by TwilightedTyler)EQUAL AND OPPOSITESby Oh_Jasper_My_JasperLet’s start off with the summary, shall we?SUMMARY:Jasper and Edward had been friends since they were 10 years old. Now they're seniors in High School and gay

Tempting Tuesday Fic Recc - Beautiful, Dirty, Rich

2009-11-03T17:54:00.001-06:00

Missmatched Mondays - Alice

2009-11-02T04:01:00.005-06:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo/Miztrezboo here with the next in our non canon/un canon exploration.... Down the Rabbit Hole and into the world of the m(image from HERE)In my lil exploration of Alice without Jasper, I discovered two shots exploring two really different pairings and you don't see that often either.. Trick: Anatomy of the Open Minded ManPimp: Risque TendenciesStatus: CompleteRealm:

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Almost Doesn't Count

2009-11-02T03:42:00.004-06:00

*Cough Snort Wheeeze*Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous*reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...Fine..Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. so I

NEW - Lady Brit NEEDS YOUR HELP!

2009-10-30T22:36:00.001-05:00

Lady Brit (@Britpcksuccubus) is coordinating a clothing exchange. Money's tight and times are hard, so this is a chance to help one another out while benefiting yourself. Your individual details will be collected and once clothes are cleaned and sorted based on size, you'll receive a package relevant to your needs. Keep what you want, add to the package (no stains, holes, rips, etc. please)

Faithful Fridays - Grasping Darkness

2009-10-30T11:16:00.004-05:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...:: Grasping Darkness:: by :: KiyaRaven::A Halloween One Shot for Breath of Twilight's One Horny Hallow's Eve One Shots... Happy Halloween Fornies!! Bemylullaby: 4/5 So, this was

Tease Me Thursday

2009-10-29T09:08:00.002-05:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - NostalgicmissThe car was silent as we drove to the small town on the coast, and the tension could be cut with a knife. I wasn't sure what had changed since the last time we'd all hung out, which just happened to be yesterday, but the air

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Beautiful Hitchhiker

2009-10-28T06:24:00.002-05:00

Hey there fellow smut enthusiasts, it is I your fluffy, lovable Twilightmom with this weeks rec....BEAUTIFUL HITCHHIKERby ericastwilightSo to get the ball rolling, let's start with the official summary.Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in

Tempting Tuesday Fic Recc - Collision Course

2009-10-27T22:53:00.001-05:00

Missmatched Mondays - Rosalie Style

2009-10-26T05:10:00.007-05:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo1/Miztrezboo here with a little look at my fav character at the moment(Anime from HERE)In ode to my lil exploration of Rose without Em.. I've got not one but TWO fics to pimp this week.. first.. my beloved HARDLIMIT FOR MOST ... The RoseWardTrick: The Corner of Your HeartPimp: TheHeartOfLifeIsGoodStatus: CompleteRealm: AHChapters Completed: OneShotOpposites Attract: Rosalie/

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Fault

2009-10-25T03:47:00.002-05:00

*Cough Snort Wheeeze*Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous *reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...Fine..Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. so I

Faithful Fridays - Dazzling

2009-10-23T06:46:00.002-05:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...:: DAZZLING:: by :: onePushyFox::Official Summary - Kate and Garrett meet, only once for a night of pleasure, before we see them in Breaking Dawn. This is my one-shot for the Love

New Contest - Bridal Style

2009-10-22T20:05:00.003-05:00

Always up for supporting those that support us..Bridal Style Anonymous One-Shot ContestJudges:annanabananaantiaolilsuocantantelolashoesphoenixhunter47Copy and Paster/Anonymity Preserver Extraordinaire:Viola CornutaWe want the most smaltzy, harlequin-esque lemon you can come up with. We want it hard and hot and bulging with turgid members and aching cores. So break out your favorite naked Fabio

Tease Me Thursday

2009-10-22T07:05:00.002-05:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - Nostalgicmiss"Emmett, leave her alone."I turned at the sound of Edward's voice and gave him the biggest smile I was capable of. He winked at me, holding out his hand for me to take. I'd taken heed of Alice's warning in the car, and I had

Break Your Piggy Banks for a Good Cause

2009-10-21T18:55:00.002-05:00

In a time where fuckery in our fandom seems to run riot, with people saying things behind others backs and general bitchiness that only seems to occur when people can't actually give "opinions" to others faces.. its absolutely amazing to see three Authors who want to give back. A slice of light amongst the dark so to speak..The light in this case is being shone on Childhood Cancer Awareness

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - How To Say No

2009-10-21T06:34:00.001-05:00

Hello everyone, this is Bemylullaby coming to you this Wednesday with my story pick from the virtual Fic Bag...LEARNING TO SAY NOby ShilohPRBefore I start my drable on "Learning to Say No" let's start with the "official" summary by the author:Bella's attempts to remain uninvolved in the social dramas of FHS are foiled the minute Lauren Mallory whispers, "Apparently Edward Cullen has a bit of a

Contest: Beyond Imagination

2009-10-20T09:56:00.002-05:00

A little Plug for a friend of the Fornies ...'Beyond Imagination' Contest.In celebration of Halloween, I now present the 'Beyond Imagination' Contest.Let your imagination run riot, whether your story is about witches, ghosts, dragons and knights, fairies and other mythical creatures of any shape and size or something more factual like pirates and Vikings, heck, you can even base it on dinosaurs.

Tempting Tuesday Fic Recc - Mens Rea: A Guilty Mind

2009-10-20T07:22:00.002-05:00

A little dirty, a little nawty, a little *get me the ice chips or the nearest vibrating latex item so I can FEEL suh good* fic reccomendations to get your Tuesdays trembling.. and this week we have a SPECIAL GUEST! Lady Meadow brings us..MENS REA: A GUILTY MINDby Forbidden-Fruit81CLICK HERE FOR MORE

Missmatched Mondays - Wicked Game

2009-10-19T09:47:00.005-05:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo1/Miztrezboo here with another little something smexy with a pairing we haven't seen here on the Station before! Carlisle & Bella DILF alert bb's!Trick: Wicked GamePimp: My Ed-ictionStatus: CompleteRealm: AHChapters Completed: TwoshotOpposites Attract: Carlisle/BellaWhy this fic deserves to be pimped: I was busy looking for a little something DIFFERENT to offer you all this

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Legacy

2009-10-18T05:33:00.004-05:00

*Cough Snort Wheeeze*Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous *reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...Fine..Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. so I

Faithful Fridays - Just Like Heaven

2009-10-16T03:25:00.004-05:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...:: JUST LIKE HEAVEN:: by :: Acireamos::Official Summary - An 80's party brings together our two young lovers...costumes, flavored condoms, and Jell-O shots...what's not to love? Oh

Tease Me Thursday

2009-10-16T02:07:00.002-05:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - NostalgicmissI patted the empty space on the bench beside me, my eyes watching every move he made. There was hesitation behind his green eyes. After another moment of deliberation, he sunk down onto the bench next to me, his body close to

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Memoria in Aeterna

2009-10-14T04:57:00.004-05:00

Hello everyone, this is Mischief-Maker1 coming to you this Wednesday with my story pickMEMORIA IN AETERNAby AmercnxidiotI'm the first to admit, I walked into this completely blind as to what the story was about, so it immediately caught my attention that at nine chapters, it was already complete.The synopsis?Bella has just awoken from a coma that leaves her with no memory. Edward is the bitter

Tempting Tuesday Fic Recc - Heartbreak Remedy

2009-10-13T10:06:00.001-05:00

A little dirty, a little nawty, a little *get me the ice chips or the nearest vibrating latex item so I can FEEL suh good* fic reccomendations to get your Tuesdays trembling.. and this week we have a SPECIAL GUEST! Lady JBee brings us..Heartbreak Remedyby Dariachenowith--> CLICK HERE FOR MORE <--

Mismatched Mondays - Control

2009-10-13T09:15:00.005-05:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo1/Miztrezboo here with a little something smexy with a pairing we haven't seen her on the Station before! A lil late but better posted now than never!Jasper & Rosalie you say.. oh yes.. yes.. YES!Lemon Jello Ladeez and Gents and on with it!Trick: ControlPimp: Miss BabyStatus: CompleteRealm: AHChapters Completed: OneshotOpposites Attract: Rosalie/JasperWhy this fic deserves to

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Phoenix

2009-10-11T07:28:00.005-05:00

*Cough Snort Wheeeze*Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous *reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...Fine..Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. so I

Faithful Fridays - Indentured Servitude

2009-10-09T08:50:00.004-05:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays/ SCRATCH THAT we're a lil late.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...:: Indentured Servitude:: by :: drtammy1511::Official Summary - Edward Cullen is an indentured servant in Colonial America, learning to be a printer.

Tease Me Thursday

2009-10-08T08:03:00.001-05:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - NostalgicmissHe nodded. Kissing the tips of my finger as he smiled at me. The smile didn't reach his eyes, but I hoped that when I got home he would see that this really wasn't a big deal. I needed time on my own, away from the situation

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - City of Dancing Lights

2009-10-07T21:45:00.003-05:00

Hello everyone, this is Miztrezboo coming to you this Wednesday with my story pick,City of Dancing LightsBy Alister EterniaI literally did a FIST PUMP OF JOY when I picked this fic, not only had I already read it, but it holds a place in my heart as one of the FEW Edward/Emmett slash fics I'll read. Let's have a look see at the Official Summary...When Edward's in a bad car accident.He needs to

Tempting Tuesday Fic Recc - Exposure

2009-10-06T03:33:00.000-05:00

Hello there BB's! It's time for another...TEMPTING TUESDAYA little dirty, a little nawty, a little *get me the ice chips or the nearest vibrating latex item so I can FEEL suh good* fic reccomendations to get your Tuesdays trembling.. and this week we have a SPECIAL GUEST! Lady Naeleny brings us...EXPOSUREby ThePhoenixRiddle-- CLICK FOR MORE --

Contest: For The Love of Jasper

2009-10-05T18:09:00.006-05:00

For The Love of Jasper Contest Round One of voting has now commenced and two of your favorite Fornicaters have entries up!Bemylullaby & Nostalgicmiss with"I Want You" and Nostaligicmiss' solo entry"Insurgent"Please make sure you read, review and VOTE for your favorites this round!

Missmatched Mondays - Naughty Heels I love 80's Contest

2009-10-05T05:52:00.006-05:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo1/Miztrezboo here with two fantastic hot shots from theNaughty Heels "I Love the 80's" Contest.. Both are anonymous (like all the contest fics) and are TOO good to miss!Lemon Jello Ladeez and Gents and on with it!Trick: Can't Break FreeStatus: CompleteRealm: AHChapters Completed: OneshotOpposites Attract: Rosalie/EdwardWhy this fic deserves to be pimped: There really isn't

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Divinity & Redemption

2009-10-04T11:11:00.004-05:00

*Cough Snort Wheeeze*Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous *reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...Fine..Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. so I

Contest: Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy WINNERS ANNOUNCEMENT

2009-10-04T01:49:00.003-05:00

The votes are in, tallied and counted...Save a Horse, Ride A Cowboy Contest1st Place - The Ranch Hand by Fiberkitty2nd Place WINNERS (yes there are two!) - Wild Horses by HRHLadyEsme & One Last Ride by BellasUnderstudy13rd place - Finally Home by Whitlock's GirlCONGRATULATIONS! Personalized Gif's and banners will be coming to your inbox soon!Special mention goes to ...All Hallows Eve by

Affiliate Announcement

2009-10-03T11:35:00.002-05:00

Please welcome to the Forny Family ...Please check An Unhealthy Addiction out and Follow!A little taste of the things to cum from our Forny Friend...Did I miss the page in the Twi Saga books where Steph wrote that Edward had three arms or where Bella was a circus performing contortionist??Seriously! Explain to me how in the hell he can pick her up, press her against the wall with his warm body,

Faithful Fridays - Carpentry

2009-10-02T07:16:00.003-05:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays/ SCRATCH THAT we're a lil late.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...:: Carpentry:: by :: Aspiration Abounds ::Official Summary - A slightly less... soft side to Esme and Carlisle's relationship. Who says they're the

Tease Me Thursday

2009-10-01T11:03:00.002-05:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - NostalgicmissThe last thing I wanted was to sit around the house fawning after a girl. Yet, I couldn't fucking help myself, she was like a beacon of fucking light in my constant darkness. How do you fight that?You don't. You fight for

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Training The Swan

2009-09-30T07:17:00.004-05:00

Hello everyone, this is Nostalgicmiss coming to you this Wednesday with my story pick,Training The Swan By ericastwilightLet's go ahead and start with the official summary:Edward is a retired goon for the infamous Charlie Swan.He still has to train his men to fight. His next trainee is Charlie's daughter. Bella is running with her daughter from her abusive husband.Can she learn to fight? Can

Contest: Sandbox - Things That Go Bump in the Night

2009-09-28T19:39:00.003-05:00

Here at the Station we are ALWAYS willing to help out a friend in need and when our friend is asking for hot contest entries that are a lil bit on the dark side we're the FIRST to put our hands up!So from the Sisters Sandbox to you..The Sandbox Presents Halloween One-Shot Contest...Things That Go Bump in the NightContest opens October 1, 2009 and ends at midnight EST October 30, 2009. The rules

Missmatched Mondays

2009-09-28T09:42:00.004-05:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo1/Miztrezboo here with a little something from the awesomesauceFor the Love of Jasper contest.. a little lesson in Civil War Reenactment lurve and how patience can be EXTREMELY rewarding...Lemon Jello Ladeez and Gents and on with it!Trick: Love on a BattlefieldEscort: PolkaDotMamaStatus: CompleteRealm: AHChapters Completed: OneshotOpposites Attract: Jasper/Edward,Why this

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Making The Cut

2009-09-26T21:51:00.003-05:00

*Cough Snort Wheeeze*Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous *reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...Fine..Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. so I

Faithful Fridays - Promises, Promises

2009-09-26T21:07:00.003-05:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays/ SCRATCH THAT we're a lil late.. but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...::Promises, Promises:: by :: NyteRock ::Official Summary - Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - The Wingman

2009-09-23T10:52:00.004-05:00

Hello everyone, this is I’mwiththevampires08 coming to you this Wednesday with my story pick,The Wingman by Ninapolitan. Now, as you know, we don’t get to choose our own story to review. It’s all up in the air, nobody knows what they’re going to get and if you don’t enjoy the read, tough shit.BUT…I’ve followed this story since day one when Ninapolitan uploaded the first chapter and I was so happy

Tempting Tuesday from the Lustorium

2009-09-22T09:25:00.001-05:00

Hello there BB's! It's time for another...TEMPTING TUESDAYWant to be a Lady for a day? Got a fic you want to rave about and have us read and rave about too? Let us know throughlustyladeez@gmail.com or Tweet @ us on Twitter (LustoriumLadeez)A little dirty, a little nawty, a little *get me the ice chips or the nearest vibrating latex item so I can FEEL suh good* fic reccomendations to get your

Contest: Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy VOTING OPEN

2009-09-21T09:50:00.003-05:00

Wicked Wednesday SEXpeditions - Bada Bing! Bada Boom!

2009-09-16T23:04:00.002-05:00

Bada Bing, Bada Boom! by ClichesBulletHey there, twilightmom here with this weeks SEXpedition.So guys, we do this randomly- no names, no titles, no summaries. So I was quite surprised when I picked my very first Paul/Rachel fic.Now I admit I had never really thought about these two as primary characters but this is quite an entertaining little story. Relatively short at around twelve chapters

Tempting Tuesday Fic Recc - Honeymoon is Over

2009-09-16T08:48:00.002-05:00

TEMPTING TUESDAYLady Bent is filling in for Lady Stav this week, please to be making her welcome! (p.s want to be a Lady for a day? Got a fic you want to rave about and have us read and rave about too? Let us know throughmimi.admin.fornicationfoundation@gmail.com)A little dirty, a little nawty, a little *get me the ice chips or the nearest vibrating latex item so I can FEEL suh good* fic

Missmatched Mondays - The First Five Times

2009-09-14T09:25:00.005-05:00

Hiya Kittens! the Boo1/Miztrezboo here with a little something Hot.. and not just because it involves le Smut.. no.. we're WOLF bound ;) Big spanks to AHelm (author of the brilliant one shot we've previously recc'd here Phoenix.. that.. if a lil birdy tells me correctly we COULD be getting an Alice Pov VERY SOON) who sent this link to me over the twatterverse. It was TOO good not to share!Lemon

Mimi's Whiney Weekly Roundup - Two Stepping

2009-09-13T00:19:00.003-05:00

*Cough Snort Wheeeze*Ladeez and Gents it be Miss Mimi here, Admin Assistant to the fantabulous *reads off script* most wonderfully wicked and totally turned on *squints* Fel ... felat.. I'm not saying that word...Fine..Felatiators of the Fornication Station *jebus I don't get paid ENOUGH to say this crap* Anyhootle.. they wanted a fic for me to pimp *whatever that word means* for the week.. so I

Faithful Fridays - White Blood Cells

2009-09-12T07:26:00.003-05:00

Your Fellatiators bring you our usual rec of canon shizzle for Fridays but with a twist. One shots only, hot shots even one could say... But, that remains to be seen as our Fellatiators give this weeks opinions on...::White Blood:: by :: ineedyoursway ::Official Summary - ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest

Tease Me Thursday

2009-09-10T20:09:00.002-05:00

Welcome to another Teaser Thursday!Read any of our fics.. then most likely you'll find a hint of next weeks/next chapter's update here..THE GIRL UNDER THE BED - NostalgicmissIt got easier every day after that, it wasn't that I had forgotten and put it all behind me, more that I was able to discern what I was feeling and why. I was able to compartmentalize my emotions and stow them away for when I